wire mother is a short comedy podcast. it is for an adult audience and listener discretion is advised. you can follow us on twitter or you can stop just past the I-16 vidalia exit, get out of the van and disappear into the woods. you can balance a hardboiled egg on the back of your palm. you can call your estranged father and vent your feelings in a new language you learned. you can blow glass into fantastic shapes. you can drink broth on top of a mountain. you can be the last thing a hundred and twenty year old tortoise sees before it dies. you can swim nude in a lake with your high school bully. you can let fire ants crawl all over your body. you can do anything you want.