Wire Mother

crabs, clams and shrimps // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

take a doughnut on your way out // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

the blissful pornography of the sophisticated folks debasing themselves // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

only use fish puns approved by the ministry of fish puns, or // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

eat your breakfast // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

someone has to dig that ditch, might as well be you. here’s a shovel. teatime’s at four. // for mature audiences. listener

do you know the rules of the game of the dead? // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

how good are you at these various sports? your answer is vitally important. // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

waiting to be coming from, waiting to be going to, but ever while waiting // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

some things are just some things. other things however, well… those are other things. // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.