Wire Mother

for today’s forecast, there is an elevated chance of a knife storm // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

horses, hot dogs, and howard in peril // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

they grow up so fast, and now is the time of harvest // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

we humbly request to poke some fun at the expense of our friends across the pond // for mature audiences. listener discretion

please remain calm and return to your homes. daddy’s going to make it all better. don’t look daddy in the eye //

the angel of death orders a crueller // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

getting the gang back together // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

things are different ’round here. now, drink from this challice // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

welcome to the ape revolution, human // for mature audiences. listener discretion is advised.

welcome to the show. at the completion of the episode, you will receive your saxophone // for mature audiences. listener discretion is